tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19178793594905832692011-11-27T15:43:05.441-08:00Merdas que acontecem na minha vida. É isso que vcs vão ver aqui (:Blog do Guihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12670886529871262498noreply@blogger.comBlogger191100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1917879359490583269.post-57862653905758096942009-09-22T16:54:00.001-07:002009-09-22T16:55:37.020-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gpMequkuZRY/Srlj6Z2tAAI/AAAAAAAAAPs/XkFQdLXVpeo/s1600-h/loll.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 91px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gpMequkuZRY/Srlj6Z2tAAI/AAAAAAAAAPs/XkFQdLXVpeo/s400/loll.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384444684522029058" border="0" /></a>TENSO!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1917879359490583269-5786265390575809694?l=broguidogui.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Blog do Guihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12670886529871262498noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1917879359490583269.post-67706789896971984982009-09-22T16:49:00.000-07:002009-09-22T16:51:36.835-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gpMequkuZRY/Srli7YNlM6I/AAAAAAAAAPk/TzNyzHyuRW8/s1600-h/piadaalex3.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 91px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gpMequkuZRY/Srli7YNlM6I/AAAAAAAAAPk/TzNyzHyuRW8/s320/piadaalex3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384443601749357474" border="0" /></a><br />HAHA. A Cara desse macaco é otima.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1917879359490583269-6770678989697198498?l=broguidogui.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Blog do Guihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12670886529871262498noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1917879359490583269.post-51686434662115776932009-08-22T13:32:00.000-07:002009-08-22T13:34:12.305-07:00A vida tem tomado rumos diferentes...<div>Tomara que seja algo realmente bom.</div><div><br /></div><div>Infelizmente acabei magoando pessoas queridas de mais nessa caminhada!</div><div>Mas tudo vai dar certo no final, vai sim!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1917879359490583269-5168643466211577693?l=broguidogui.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Blog do Guihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12670886529871262498noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1917879359490583269.post-15098901525212695762009-08-13T07:43:00.000-07:002009-08-13T07:47:22.745-07:00<table cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><th><span class="time">(11:49)</span> -:</th><td style="font-family: &quot;Verdana&quot;; color: rgb(0, 128, 255);">Guilherme</td></tr> <tr><th><span class="time">(11:50)</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">҉</span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Gui</span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">҉</span>:</th><td style="font-family: &quot;Tahoma&quot;; font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Iae Brother!</td></tr> <tr><th><span class="time">(11:50)</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">҉</span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Gui</span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">҉</span>:</th><td style="font-family: &quot;Tahoma&quot;; font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Manda</td></tr> <tr><th><span class="time">(11:50)</span> -:</th><td style="font-family: &quot;Verdana&quot;; color: rgb(0, 128, 255);"><img src="file:///D:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Gui/Meus%20documentos/Os%20Meus%20Registos/agosto%202009/Images/MsgPlus_Img0546.png" alt="(L)" /></td></tr> <tr><th><span class="time">(11:50)</span> -:</th><td style="font-family: &quot;Verdana&quot;; color: rgb(0, 128, 255);">te gosto, cara <img src="file:///D:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Gui/Meus%20documentos/Os%20Meus%20Registos/agosto%202009/Images/MsgPlus_Img0347.png" alt="[=)]" /></td></tr> <tr><th><span class="time">(11:50)</span> -:</th><td style="font-family: &quot;Verdana&quot;; color: rgb(0, 128, 255);">sério</td></tr> <tr><th><span class="time">(11:50)</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">҉</span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Gui</span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">҉</span>:</th><td style="font-family: &quot;Tahoma&quot;; font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">*------------------------------*</td></tr> <tr><th><span class="time">(11:50)</span> -:</th><td style="font-family: &quot;Verdana&quot;; color: rgb(0, 128, 255);">não pergunte nada</td></tr> <tr><th><span class="time">(11:50)</span> -:</th><td style="font-family: &quot;Verdana&quot;; color: rgb(0, 128, 255);">eu apenas "despertei" bem comigo memso</td></tr> <tr><th><span class="time">(11:50)</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">҉</span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Gui</span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">҉</span>:</th><td style="font-family: &quot;Tahoma&quot;; font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Poha mano!</td></tr> <tr><th><span class="time">(11:50)</span> -:</th><td style="font-family: &quot;Verdana&quot;; color: rgb(0, 128, 255);">olhei pra fora e percebi que seria um grande dia para um recomeço</td></tr> <tr><th><span class="time">(11:50)</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">҉</span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Gui</span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">҉</span>:</th><td style="font-family: &quot;Tahoma&quot;; font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">que felicidada <img class="bigimg" src="file:///D:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Gui/Meus%20documentos/Os%20Meus%20Registos/agosto%202009/Images/MsgPlus_Img2775.png" alt="*---*" /></td></tr> <tr><th><span class="time">(11:50)</span> -:</th><td style="font-family: &quot;Verdana&quot;; color: rgb(0, 128, 255);">um recomeço completo, sabe</td></tr> <tr><th><span class="time">(11:50)</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">҉</span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Gui</span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">҉</span>:</th><td style="font-family: &quot;Tahoma&quot;; font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">felicidade*</td></tr> <tr><th><span class="time">(11:50)</span> -:</th><td style="font-family: &quot;Verdana&quot;; color: rgb(0, 128, 255);">colocar a cabeça de volta à ativa</td></tr> <tr><th><span class="time">(11:51)</span> -:</th><td style="font-family: &quot;Verdana&quot;; color: rgb(0, 128, 255);">Nada como a luz do Sol</td></tr> <tr><th><span class="time">(11:51)</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">҉</span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Gui</span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">҉</span>:</th><td style="font-family: &quot;Tahoma&quot;; font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Isso é bom cara!</td></tr> <tr><th><span class="time">(11:51)</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">҉</span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Gui</span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">҉</span>:</th><td style="font-family: &quot;Tahoma&quot;; font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">To felizão por vc</td></tr> <tr><th><span class="time">(11:51)</span> -:</th><td style="font-family: &quot;Verdana&quot;; color: rgb(0, 128, 255);">de qualquer forma, queria dividir isso</td></tr> <tr><th><span class="time">(11:51)</span> -:</th><td style="font-family: &quot;Verdana&quot;; color: rgb(0, 128, 255);">fiz isso com o Diego, te vi online, e quis fazer também</td></tr> <tr><th><span class="time">(11:51)</span> -:</th><td style="font-family: &quot;Verdana&quot;; color: rgb(0, 128, 255);">tenha um bom dia <img src="file:///D:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Gui/Meus%20documentos/Os%20Meus%20Registos/agosto%202009/Images/MsgPlus_Img0347.png" alt="[=)]" /></td></tr> <tr><th><span class="time">(11:51)</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">҉</span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Gui</span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">҉</span>:</th><td style="font-family: &quot;Tahoma&quot;; font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"><img src="file:///D:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Gui/Meus%20documentos/Os%20Meus%20Registos/agosto%202009/Images/MsgPlus_Img1236.png" alt="*-*" /></td></tr> <tr><th><span class="time">(11:51)</span> -:</th><td style="font-family: &quot;Verdana&quot;; color: rgb(0, 128, 255);">e dê feliz dia dos pais pro teu pai</td></tr> <tr><th><span class="time">(11:51)</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">҉</span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Gui</span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">҉</span>:</th><td style="font-family: &quot;Tahoma&quot;; font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">isso mano <img src="file:///D:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Gui/Meus%20documentos/Os%20Meus%20Registos/agosto%202009/Images/MsgPlus_Img1236.png" alt="*-*" /></td></tr> <tr><th><span class="time">(11:51)</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">҉</span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Gui</span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">҉</span>:</th><td style="font-family: &quot;Tahoma&quot;; font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">é bom saber que vc assumiu a opção sexual <img src="file:///D:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Gui/Meus%20documentos/Os%20Meus%20Registos/agosto%202009/Images/MsgPlus_Img1236.png" alt="*-*" /></td></tr> <tr><th><span class="time">(11:52)</span> -:</th><td style="font-family: &quot;Verdana&quot;; color: rgb(0, 128, 255);">^^</td></tr> <tr><th><span class="time">(11:52)</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">҉</span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Gui</span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">҉</span>:</th><td style="font-family: &quot;Tahoma&quot;; font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">agora podemos ser felizes</td></tr> <tr><th><span class="time">(11:52)</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">҉</span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Gui</span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">҉</span>:</th><td style="font-family: &quot;Tahoma&quot;; font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">*-------------*</td></tr> <tr><th><span class="time">(11:52)</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">҉</span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Gui</span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">҉</span>:</th><td style="font-family: &quot;Tahoma&quot;; font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">eu te amo mew <img src="file:///D:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Gui/Meus%20documentos/Os%20Meus%20Registos/agosto%202009/Images/MsgPlus_Img1236.png" alt="*-*" /></td></tr> <tr><th><span class="time">(11:52)</span> -:</th><td style="font-family: &quot;Verdana&quot;; color: rgb(0, 128, 255);">Agora podemos ficar juntos! *-*</td></tr></tbody></table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1917879359490583269-1509890152521269576?l=broguidogui.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Blog do Guihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12670886529871262498noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1917879359490583269.post-22261245043529771082009-08-06T13:28:00.000-07:002009-08-06T13:35:59.644-07:00Minha vida ultimamente anda sem sentido, sem rumo...<br />Não tenho mais vontade de reagir aos tapas na cara que tenho levado...<br />Sinto como se todos ao meu redor se juntassem e gargalhassem da minha cara, vendo quão imprestavel esta sendo essa vida mizerenta xD<br />Eu sei que muitos falam que eu deveria erguer as mãos ao céus, por ter saúde e etc...<br />Mais esses problemas estão dentro de mim!<br />E Agora não consigo remove-los, agora mais do que nunca...<br />Tudo tem vindo contra mim!<br />E o Pior que eu vejo tudo isso acontecendo e me sinto impotente, infeliz por não ter feito melhor!<br />Por não ter conseguido fazer pessoas que eu realmente amei, felizes =/<br />Estou pensando seriamente em abandonar esse negocio de internet...<br />Minha vida ia melhorar 100%, porém não consigo abandonar esse lixo...<br />Se tornou um maldito vicio!<br />Enfim, Foda-se u.u<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1917879359490583269-2226124504352977108?l=broguidogui.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Blog do Guihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12670886529871262498noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1917879359490583269.post-6599561080191062972009-07-15T19:05:00.001-07:002009-07-15T19:05:41.333-07:00Meu blog é um fracasso \o/<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1917879359490583269-659956108019106297?l=broguidogui.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Blog do Guihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12670886529871262498noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1917879359490583269.post-87011921932199279252009-07-06T08:16:00.000-07:002009-07-06T08:19:50.665-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Aprendi uma Piadinha foda xD</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Vamos lá...</span></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;">Quantos Homens são Necessários pra abrir uma latinha de cerveja??</span></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Quem souber manda a resposta!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">No meio dessa semana postarei a resposta.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Beigos :*</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1917879359490583269-8701192193219927925?l=broguidogui.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Blog do Guihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12670886529871262498noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1917879359490583269.post-88282269893223020922009-07-01T20:18:00.001-07:002009-07-01T20:21:32.972-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gpMequkuZRY/SkwnpgXtYFI/AAAAAAAAAMw/Z60pgksxfCA/s1600-h/pedo.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 286px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gpMequkuZRY/SkwnpgXtYFI/AAAAAAAAAMw/Z60pgksxfCA/s320/pedo.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5353697651054174290" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gpMequkuZRY/SkwnpWa1CHI/AAAAAAAAAMo/1YAGIekjs3g/s1600-h/OQAAACusmRseTknG0V6eLyacTb69I2anGR_yC3D9dqpZUGSRFkYwv5Y89IhaQ19VyBuWyG0-cwfSjkd9TCAlOVd8RYIAm1T1UJbzdZO_o3BdVFFZcoiiolhZ44vT.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 236px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gpMequkuZRY/SkwnpWa1CHI/AAAAAAAAAMo/1YAGIekjs3g/s320/OQAAACusmRseTknG0V6eLyacTb69I2anGR_yC3D9dqpZUGSRFkYwv5Y89IhaQ19VyBuWyG0-cwfSjkd9TCAlOVd8RYIAm1T1UJbzdZO_o3BdVFFZcoiiolhZ44vT.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5353697648382904434" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gpMequkuZRY/SkwnpYHzi5I/AAAAAAAAAMg/V2cGFC93-rc/s1600-h/tenso-07-06-09.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 71px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gpMequkuZRY/SkwnpYHzi5I/AAAAAAAAAMg/V2cGFC93-rc/s320/tenso-07-06-09.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5353697648839986066" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gpMequkuZRY/Skwno1hNwAI/AAAAAAAAAMY/foGdHX7YuKM/s1600-h/look.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gpMequkuZRY/Skwno1hNwAI/AAAAAAAAAMY/foGdHX7YuKM/s320/look.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5353697639551320066" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gpMequkuZRY/Skwnoo44oFI/AAAAAAAAAMQ/25CbRRul4aU/s1600-h/ogaaajfgnnoiyzp0zvkniut.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gpMequkuZRY/Skwnoo44oFI/AAAAAAAAAMQ/25CbRRul4aU/s320/ogaaajfgnnoiyzp0zvkniut.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5353697636160938066" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1917879359490583269-8828226989322302092?l=broguidogui.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Blog do Guihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12670886529871262498noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1917879359490583269.post-16021524033609212952009-07-01T20:13:00.000-07:002009-07-01T20:16:02.493-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gpMequkuZRY/SkwmW5M65oI/AAAAAAAAAMI/qlnvTb7v_mc/s1600-h/image00111.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 163px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gpMequkuZRY/SkwmW5M65oI/AAAAAAAAAMI/qlnvTb7v_mc/s320/image00111.gif" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5353696231790667394" /></a><br />Bom, mew...<div>Num tem oque postar nesse Caraio!</div><div>vo coloca umas imagens ae!</div><div><br /></div><div>divirtão-se </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1917879359490583269-1602152403360921295?l=broguidogui.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Blog do Guihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12670886529871262498noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1917879359490583269.post-20049587013957032292009-06-29T19:32:00.001-07:002009-06-29T19:33:11.820-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gpMequkuZRY/Skl5U3FX3xI/AAAAAAAAALw/6SywTl1-rQ0/s1600-h/livro.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 234px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gpMequkuZRY/Skl5U3FX3xI/AAAAAAAAALw/6SywTl1-rQ0/s320/livro.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5352943031397375762" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b>FATO.</b></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1917879359490583269-2004958701395703229?l=broguidogui.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Blog do Guihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12670886529871262498noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1917879359490583269.post-48354683703983417902009-06-25T17:05:00.000-07:002009-06-25T17:15:25.964-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gpMequkuZRY/SkQS-FQ0dmI/AAAAAAAAALI/FfMoCzv4ua4/s1600-h/boys2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 229px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gpMequkuZRY/SkQS-FQ0dmI/AAAAAAAAALI/FfMoCzv4ua4/s320/boys2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5351423114996905570" /></a><br /><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;color:black;">Morre hoje o grande Rei do Pop MICHAEL FUKINGKIDS JACKSON.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;color:black;">Sua Lacuna de pedófilo mais famoso do mundo será preenchida pelo simpático ursinho PEDOBEAR.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;color:black;">Grande Michael, sentiremos saudades de suas grande polemicas =/<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;color:black;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Georgia;color:black;">Bgs.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1917879359490583269-4835468370398341790?l=broguidogui.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Blog do Guihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12670886529871262498noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1917879359490583269.post-3222220664678058102009-06-22T19:21:00.000-07:002009-06-22T19:24:59.998-07:00Poha, Manow. Mega evento Supimpa, velho xD<div><br /></div><div>Foi muito bom, mano... Zuamos pra caralho!</div><div>Rimos de mais</div><div>Rimos dos Vizuls escrotos</div><div>Rimos do Japones Bixa do Bom dia e Cia</div><div>Rimos do banho que o pessoal do Wimea tomou</div><div>O Jow riu do meu jeito no brinquedo "CATACLISMA"</div><div>Esse Brinquedo é realmente TENSO. Coloquei minha fé em dia nesse parque, até inventei santo pra rezar hasuhaushauhsuhauhsa.</div><div>estou rouco e com Tosse!</div><div>Mais tudo vlw a pena!</div><div><br /></div><div>Foi foda mesmo!</div><div><br /></div><div>Vlw Pessoal do evento!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1917879359490583269-322222066467805810?l=broguidogui.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Blog do Guihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12670886529871262498noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1917879359490583269.post-72735289398306994512009-06-18T19:59:00.000-07:002009-06-18T20:05:29.354-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#0000EE;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: underline;"><br /></span></span></div><br />Caralho manow! to doente nessa poha =/<div><br /></div><div>Domingão tem Play Center, nem que eu va de cadeira de rodas, mais eu vo pelo menos pra tirar uma foto e dizer: Eu Passei por aqui aushauhsauhshauhsuasha</div><div><br /></div><div>Alguem quer assinar o meu Gesso? tahparei!</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gpMequkuZRY/Sjr_wrQTVII/AAAAAAAAALA/qGDVnRA0Yl0/s320/OQAAAO_Yx2ZmRnpP3Y8mRdFLSQqrBITGmdLnp_nXrWNfisn4f0bO4BwThy3A0xLXNxt1Jv8_e-pkBqwAHldoZLe3TvcAm1T1UBW5UVlNJs-JMMGi-oTnBv1zxLIB.jpg" /></div><div><br /></div><div>Ei me desejem melhoras?? :D</div><div><br /></div><div>Bgs e Vlw a Todos que ja entraram no meu blog.</div><div><br /></div><div>Clementina, amo vc gata! é Noes ;*</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1917879359490583269-7273528939830699451?l=broguidogui.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Blog do Guihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12670886529871262498noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1917879359490583269.post-3437522623352265172009-06-16T07:20:00.000-07:002009-06-16T07:23:37.307-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gpMequkuZRY/SjeqpgZ5raI/AAAAAAAAAKo/CA3mS_dz8UM/s1600-h/6482_full.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 215px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gpMequkuZRY/SjeqpgZ5raI/AAAAAAAAAKo/CA3mS_dz8UM/s320/6482_full.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5347930712575684002" /></a>uahsuahushauhsuhahusa O Importante é sorrir :D<img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gpMequkuZRY/SjeqzT6Ud4I/AAAAAAAAAKw/iHICPcDL1EM/s320/96852ww.png" style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 32px; height: 32px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5347930881020688258" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1917879359490583269-343752262335226517?l=broguidogui.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Blog do Guihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12670886529871262498noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1917879359490583269.post-52474366035836100492009-06-14T20:51:00.000-07:002009-06-14T21:26:41.453-07:00<div><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Georgia; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b>É, Grande camarada...</b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b><o:p></o:p></b></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Georgia; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b>O Dia dos namorados passou e vc ficou sozinho, nesse frio do caraio, Morgando e alguns até chorando...</b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b><o:p></o:p></b></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Georgia; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b>Não se desespere.</b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b><o:p></o:p></b></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Georgia; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b>Não vou te arrumar uma namorada <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;">\o/</span>.</b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b><o:p></o:p></b></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Georgia; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b>Mais eu sei como vc pode se aquecer longe da vadia ingrata que um dia vc vai chamar de namorada, e que provavelmente vc ainda não a conhece.</b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b><o:p></o:p></b></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Georgia; "><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b> </b></span></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Georgia; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b>Vamos lá:</b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b><o:p></o:p></b></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Georgia; "><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b> </b></span></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Georgia; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b>1ª Dica: Pegue um pedaço de papel alumínio do tamanho do seu PIPI (Varia de pessoa pra pessoa, no meu caso 30 cm serviram <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;">:O</span>). Enrole ele com o Papel alumínio, e deixe duas pontinhas com formato de plug de tomada. Procure uma tomada 110 ou 220, (Depende do frio que vc está sentindo). Enfie os plugs nos buraquinhos, com calma...</b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b><o:p></o:p></b></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Georgia; "><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b> </b></span></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Georgia; "><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b> </b></span></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Georgia; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b>Pronto, Vc está aquecido por uma vida inteira... 10 segundos são o suficiente pra te manter em Brasa \o/.</b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b><o:p></o:p></b></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Georgia; "><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b> </b></span></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Georgia; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b>2ª Dica: Pegue 2l,500 de água Mineral, ferva por 20 minutos em fogo alto, coloque duas pedras de gelo dentro da água, coloque-a num Balde, vá correndo pelado para o meio da rua, Derrame a água em cima de vc mesmo.</b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b><o:p></o:p></b></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Georgia; "><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b> </b></span></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Georgia; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b>Pronto. Agora vc está realmente Hot, Colega <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;">;)</span></b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b><o:p></o:p></b></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Georgia; "><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b> </b></span></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Georgia; "><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b> </b></span></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Georgia; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b>3ª Dica: Comece um estágio no corpo de bombeiros da sua região. Fique atento aos chamados, qdo vc receber um chamado de incêndio em uma fábrica de pneus, pegue seu Patinete e saia arregaçando. Chegando lá, fique pelado e pule encima dos pneus em chamas...</b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b><o:p></o:p></b></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Georgia; "><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b> </b></span></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Georgia; "><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b> </b></span></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Georgia; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b>É Batata. Se vc não se aquecer use a Dica um, ela sim é infalível.</b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b><o:p></o:p></b></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Georgia; "><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b> </b></span></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Georgia; "><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b> </b></span></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Georgia; "><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b> </b></span></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Georgia; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b>4ª Dica: Vá a um sexy shop. Compre um Diodo negro Denominado "Kong". Retire-o da embalagem, Pegue um Frasco de Vick Vaporube, Lubrifique o "Kong" com o Vick, Introduza-o em sua cavidade anal, Faça movimentos Uniformes e circulares.</b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b><o:p></o:p></b></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Georgia; "><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b> </b></span></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Georgia; "><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b> </b></span></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Georgia; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b>Pronto . Vc estará quentinho, sem precisar de ngm pra esquentar vc.</b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b><o:p></o:p></b></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Georgia; "><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b> </b></span></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Georgia; "><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b> </b></span></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Georgia; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b>5ª Dica: Vá a uma Loja de Nome "ZELO", Compre um pedaço de Pano de Nome "Cobertor", vá correndo para sua casa, Faça uma panela de Brigadeiro, sente no sofá, se cubra e assista um bom capitulo de "A usurpadora".</b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b><o:p></o:p></b></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Georgia; "><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b> </b></span></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Georgia; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b>Se não se aquecer com essa dica, utilize as 4 anteriores <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;">(:</span></b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b><o:p></o:p></b></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Georgia; "><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b> </b></span></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Georgia; "><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b> </b></span></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Georgia; "><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b> </b></span></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Georgia; "><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b> </b></span></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Georgia; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b>Bom, espero poder ter ajudado ;)</b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b><o:p></o:p></b></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Georgia; "><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b> </b></span></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Georgia; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b>Bgss </b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b><o:p></o:p></b></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Georgia; "><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b> </b></span></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Georgia; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b>Até Maixxx!</b></span><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1917879359490583269-5247436603583610049?l=broguidogui.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Blog do Guihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12670886529871262498noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1917879359490583269.post-42041102562003716522009-06-13T14:30:00.000-07:002009-06-13T14:38:05.213-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC0000;"><b>Eu só queria vc aqui, do meu lado.</b></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC0000;"><b>Queria estar com vc todos os dias.</b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC0000;"><b>Queria abraçar vc sempre que estivesse com medo, confuso ou transtornado.</b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC0000;"><b>Queria olhar profundamente em seus olhos e saber que tudo ia acabar bem.</b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC0000;"><b>Queria saber todos os dias qual q roupa que ia usar.</b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC0000;"><b>Queria todos os dias provar o gosto da sua boca, e delirar saboreando-a.</b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC0000;"><b>Queria dar um jeito nos caras que mechem com vc na rua.</b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC0000;"><b>Queria rir com vc das coisas engraçadas que acontecem em nossas vidas.</b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC0000;"><b>Queria contar piadas semgraça pra vc, só pra num rir e me deixar com cara de bobo.</b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC0000;"><b>Queria saber todos os seus segredos.</b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC0000;"><b>Queria que fossemos um só.</b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC0000;"><b><br /></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC0000;"><b>Ó linda Clementina, ó.</b></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1917879359490583269-4204110256200371652?l=broguidogui.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Blog do Guihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12670886529871262498noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1917879359490583269.post-20291289927436963662009-06-12T13:17:00.000-07:002009-06-12T13:18:53.207-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gpMequkuZRY/SjK39w_bxkI/AAAAAAAAAKg/QgDaX0chM0I/s1600-h/image00141.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 235px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gpMequkuZRY/SjK39w_bxkI/AAAAAAAAAKg/QgDaX0chM0I/s320/image00141.gif" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5346537979393066562" /></a>Imagem da Semana. Eu Realmente dei risada disso. É Uma Grande verdade.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1917879359490583269-2029128992743696366?l=broguidogui.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Blog do Guihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12670886529871262498noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1917879359490583269.post-13254107668622059232009-06-12T13:08:00.000-07:002009-06-12T13:14:42.612-07:00Estava na academia e parei pra pensar por alguns minutos.<div>Isso é algo dificil de acontecer, Logo eu, pensando... Enfim.</div><div>Conclui que pra minha existência valer a pena nesse "caralho" de vida eu necessito de:</div><div><br /></div><div>Um Ponei</div><div>Um Cachorro</div><div>Um Carro</div><div>Uma Fazenda</div><div>Um barco</div><div>Um Trabalho Honesto</div><div>Um Fuzil de Alta Precisão e Invulnerabilidade!</div><div><br /></div><div>Com tudo isso eu consigo oque diversas pessoas dizem ser PRIMORDIAL.</div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1917879359490583269-1325410766862205923?l=broguidogui.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Blog do Guihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12670886529871262498noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1917879359490583269.post-61886138262948670712009-06-12T10:10:00.000-07:002009-06-12T10:13:47.046-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gpMequkuZRY/SjKMm1gG2VI/AAAAAAAAAJs/q1VE1mtL9XE/s1600-h/96838kr.png"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 32px; height: 32px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gpMequkuZRY/SjKMm1gG2VI/AAAAAAAAAJs/q1VE1mtL9XE/s320/96838kr.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5346490306466863442" /></a><br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;">Ei pessoas, vou começar a postar as merdas que acontecem na minha vida e algumas coisas que realmente me fizeram dar risada. q.q.</span></b><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;">Que triste, eu poderia estar namorando ao invez de fazer um Brogui :D</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;">Enfim, Divirtam-se.<br /></span></b><div><br /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1917879359490583269-6188613826294867071?l=broguidogui.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Blog do Guihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12670886529871262498noreply@blogger.com2